Fuck off. FUCK. OFF.
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.
So you want to look like a Dane? I don’t blame you. Danes are hot, so I’m going to tell you how to look just like them. I’ve taken The Meaning of Style for the last four months taught by a stylish Dane who I quote “feels uncomfortable” if he wears the same pair of shoes more than once in a month….
THIS IS A GOD SEND PEOPLE!
For everyone out there that shaves, especially their fun-fun areas, this is a must!
I love shaving, I love the way it looks, feels, the lack of odor it’s amazing.
And I do love being shaved down there but I get busy and it doesn’t help that my shower is tiny, dark box.
So when I choose to tackle the beast that is my body hair I usually come out smooth for a day and then it all turns (legs and vag) into a red, itchy, bumpy mess.
That is if I don’t use PFB Vanish. Its a salicylic acid roll on gel that treats and prevents in grown hairs.
It does burn, not horribly but noticeably, for a few minutes but truly clears everything up in about a day!
Really what’s worse? Itchy, pus filled bumps or a little burn?
Use it every chance you get is my recommendation. The more you use it the better.
I also use it on my legs but the results aren’t as dramatic.
GO FORTH MY SHAVE FRIENDS! STOP THE MADNESS! USE PFB!