This is how I’m getting through my homework right now
oakland is my mordor
9 for the Mortal Men doomed to die
when I’m really horny (which right now is all the time)
I feel like a Ring Wraith and dick is the One Ring
My dad got these to replace his childhood editions his “junior” year of college.
I’m pretty sure theyre the only thing I’m sentimental about
lets do it?
CAUSE THAT’S HOW GANDALF MUTHER FUCKIN ROLLS!